Thursday, June 19, 2014

10 Reasons Why I Don't Like Mario


  1. He kills innocent baby penguins. (Super Mario 64)
  2. He kills toads. (Super Mario Bros.)
  3. He treats his brother worse than Bowser. (Mario Tennis)
  4. He beats up his friends. (New Super Mario Bros. Wii)
  5. He steals coins.
  6. He eats food off the ground.
  7. He wrecks everything. (brick blocks, Bowser’s castles, etc.)
  8. He kills Yoshi to save himself. (Super Mario World)
  9. He takes revenge on his enemies. (Donkey Kong Jr.)
  10. He ditched Pauline to hang out with Peach.
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  1. UnknownJune 19, 2014 at 1:06 PM

    The worst reasons are number 1. He kills innocent baby penguins. What if he killed Chubbs.
    8. He kills YOSHI to save himself. D:




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    1. UnknownJune 21, 2014 at 2:55 PM

      of course, and you don't care at all about the fact that he kills toads too!

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  2. UnknownJune 20, 2014 at 12:02 PM

    IKR!? D:

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